CULTS
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormons)

The sources for Mormon belief are; The Book of Mormon and the Bible. They also use the Doctrine and Covenants and Pearl of Great Price, which they believe are authoritative, and Joseph Smith is their primary prophet of the faith. The Holy Bible is the only authority in the Christian faith, and Joseph Smith is not recognized as a prophet.
The Mormon church sees God as the supreme being in the universe. However, The Mormon god is made of flesh and bones. He reached his position by living a righteous life. The Christian Church proclaims God as eternal today as always.
As for the nature of man, the Mormon church teaches and believes that we are spirit beings before birth. At birth the spirit beings are given physical bodies, and have the freedom of choice as to how they live their lives. If they live according to the church and perform temple obligations satisfactorily, that person has the opportunity to become a god of another planet. This person can also produce ‘spirit children’ to populate his new world, like God did on the earth. (what a great ego appeal!). Of course, the Christian church does not teach that we are spirits before birth, and cannot attain godhead of another planet, or even populate another world with spirit children.
Let’s take a look at how the Mormons see Jesus. The church (Mormon), believes that Jesus and Satan are spiritual brothers. God put a plan of salvation, and Satan also put forth a plan. Jesus accepted God’s plan and agreed to take on a physical form from Mary. He was crucified on a Roman cross, rose in three days and established his deity. The life and position of Jesus is attainable by any Mormon who performs at a righteous level.
The Christian church teaches that Jesus existed eternally as the Son of God, the second part of the Trinity. Jesus came to the earth by a physical birth by way of the virgin Mary. He was crucified on a Roman cross, rose three days later and established His deity. (This is a common way Mormons try to convince people that they are Christians.)
The Mormon church teaches and believes that Jesus died on the cross, and rose again guarantees salvation to all mankind. Spiritual death can only be avoided by obedience to God’s commandments, and forgiveness of sins requires faith, repentance and baptism by an approved Mormon priest. They also engage in the baptism for the dead. This would include those people who did not have a proper Mormon baptism while they were alive.
The Christian church teaches that we are unable to live a life righteous enough to meet God’s holy standard. We establish a relationship with God by faith in what Jesus accomplished for us at the cross, not by our own works. Baptism and good deeds are acts of obedience, not a method of gaining eternal salvation.
The Mormon church teaches that although there may be temporary punishment for the most wicked, all will end up in some degree of heaven, through a series of different levels depending on your (goodness) position.
Next month: Christian Scientist
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The Smell of Rain
A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery. Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news.
That afternoon of March 10,1991, complications had forced Diana, only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing. At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature.
Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs.
"I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could.
"There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one" Numb with disbelief, David and Diana listened as the doctor described the devastating problems Dana would likely face if she survived.
She would never walk, she would never talk, she would probably be blind, and she would certainly be prone to other catastrophic conditions from cerebral palsy to complete mental retardation, and on and on.
"No! No!" was all Diana could say.
She and David, with their 5-year-old son Dustin, had long dreamed of the day they would have a daughter to become a family of four. Now, within a matter of hours, that dream was slipping away But as those first days passed, a new agony set in for David and Diana. Because Dana's underdeveloped nervous system was essentially 'raw', the lightest kiss or caress only intensified her discomfort, so they couldn't even cradle their tiny baby girl against their chests to offer the strength of their love. All they could do, as Dana struggled alone beneath the ultraviolet light in the tangle of tubes and wires, was to pray that God would stay close to their precious little girl.
There was never a moment when Dana suddenly grew stronger. But as the weeks went by, she did slowly gain an ounce of weight here and an ounce
of strength there. At last, when Dana turned
two months old. her parent were able to hold her in their arms for the very first time. And two months later, though doctors continued to gently but grimly warn that her chances of surviving, much less living any kind of normal
life, were next to zero, Dana went home from the hospital, just as her mother had predicted.
Five years later, when Dana was a petite but feisty young girl with glittering gray eyes and an unquenchable zest for life. She showed no signs whatsoever of any mental or physical impairment. Simply, she was everything a little girl can be and more. But that happy ending is far from the end of her story.
One blistering afternoon in the summer of 1996 near her home in Irving, Texas, Dana was sitting in her mother's lap in the bleachers of a local ball park where her brother Dustin's baseball team was practicing. As always, Dana was chattering nonstop with her mother and several other
adults sitting nearby when she suddenly fell silent.
Hugging her arms across her chest, little Dana asked, "Do you smell that?"
Smelling the air and detecting the approach of a thunderstorm, Diana replied,
"Yes, it smells like rain."
Dana closed her eyes and again asked, "Do you smell that?"
Once again, her mother replied, "Yes, I think we're about to get wet. It smells like rain."
Still caught in the moment, Dana shook her head, patted her thin shoulders with her small hands and loudly announced,
"No, it smells like Him. It smells like God when you lay your head on His chest."
Tears blurred Diana's eyes as Dana happily hopped down to play with the other children. Before the rains came, her daughter's words confirmed what Diana and all the members of the extended Blessing family had known, at least in their hearts, all along.
During those long days and nights of her first two months of her life, when her nerves were too sensitive for them to touch her, God was holding Dana on His chest and it is His loving scent that she remembers so well.
"I can do all things in Him who strengthens me."
The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end.

ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS.

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The Human Brain
Your brain makes up two per cent of your body, but twenty per cent of the blood that comes from your heart flows to your brain. Your brain is the most protected organ in your body. The 100- 200 billion cells that
make up your brain are guarded by three different layers, the scalp, the skull, and a set of membranes that envelope the brain and spinal cord called meninges.
The brain has two types of cells, neurons and neuroglia. The neurons transmit information throughout the brain. The neuroglia protect the neurons. You are born with a fixed number of brain cells which you gradually lose. By the age of three, a human has lost half of the brain cells you had at birth, and while that loss rate decreases, the losses occur none-the-less. The brain compensates for these losses by changing its structure, connections between neurons change and become more complex. Different parts of the brain control different functions for us. Sight, hearing, etc., and even memory occurs in its own section of the brain.
We have seen an explosion of knowledge about the brain and how it does all of the things it does. The greater emphasis has been on how our senses of sight, smell, hearing, taste, and feeling are handled by the brain. May Pines has said it best: We can recognize a friend instantly-full face, in profile, or even by the back of his head. We can distinguish hundreds of colors and possibly as many as 10,000 smells. We can feel a feather as it brushes our skin, hear the faint rustle of a leaf. It all seems so effortless: we open our eyes or ears and let the world stream in. Yet anything we see, hear, feel, smell, or taste requires billions of nerve cells to flash urgent messages along linked pathways and feedback loops in our brains, performing intricate calculations that scientists have only begun to decipher. What we are finding as we start to decipher the brain is that there are incredible differences between various sections of the brain and some incredibly designed sections that fit our life styles. Even the differences tell us a great deal about the designed features of the brain. When you watch a movie at the theater, for example, there are 24 separate pictures being put onto the screen every second. If the subject on the film is moving, your brain interprets the object as a moving object. If the object is
sitting still, you still see it. It does not have to be moving for you to be able to see it and identify it.
A frog, on the other hand, cannot see an object unless it is moving. Place a fly that is immobile in front of a starving frog and it will ignore it. Unless the fly is moving, the frog cannot tell that it is there. If the fly starts to move, then the frog will eat it. Basically, the retina of the frog detects movement while our retina does not--we use our brain to detect motion. Dennis Baylor, of Stanford Medical School, has said it best: "The dumber the animal, the smarter its retina."2 The intricate design features used to allow all living things to survive are still being studied. Our ears can hear and distinguish some 20,000± different frequencies. Comparing the 24 images per second of the eye with the 20,000 of the ear tells us a great deal about how these sections work, but speak even more eloquently about their design. How limited would be our world of sound if only 24 sounds a second could be processed and understood.
We marvel at computers and the people who build them and program them. The human brain is so enormously more complex than any system man has designed. To suggest that this device which builds computers, creates art and music, and expresses the beauty of literature and mathematics could arise by chance defies any logical viewpoint of what we are. The Psalmist said it best when he said "I will praise thee Lord, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made and that my soul knoweth right well" (Psalm 139:14) and the brain is one of the great demonstrations of that statement.
--John N. Clayton

Know when to speak #15

What is faith? This little word has done more to confuse people through the ages than anything else. Faith……Some of the popular beliefs include; ‘I believe in God,’ ‘Yes, Jesus was on the earth,’ “I have a special relationship with God, even though I don’t worship Him or thank Him, or praise Him, or, or, or……’ Do any of these sound familiar? What about the super smart one that tries to hit you with what they think is a conflicting verse when you try to explain that faith is trusting alone in Jesus and transferring all trust to Him? And, they go straight to John 6:47 to try and prove their point. (Verily, verily I say unto you; he who believes has eternal life.) If taken out of context, this verse says all you have to do is believe. Hmmm. Will you buy this one? Of course not! In verses before this and after, Jesus is explaining what He is saying.
As you are clearing the air with this super smart one, you take them to James 2:19, which says: “You believe that God is one. You do well; the demons also believe, and shudder.” If believe is all it takes, we are going to have some very undesirable company in heaven.
Now that we’ve thrown a wrench into the works, let’s take a look at what faith is not.
· Faith is not mere head knowledge. Knowing something like a historical event, a poem, a song, that Jesus was on the earth, that He was a good man, etc., does not constitute saving faith.
· Faith is not temporal. Praying to God when you have financial problems, illness, air travel, or any dangerous activity. This is like taking God down off of a shelf when you need Him. This is only temporary faith. …Let’s be more precise here. These are good things to pray about, but when that’s the only reason for prayer, well, this does not constitute saving faith.
When a person puts their trust for eternal life in the payment Jesus provided on the cross, you have saving faith. There is no other way to accomplish this. Works will not do it. Going to church will not do it. Speaking good things about God will not do it. These are all good, but are not saving faith. Let’s look at an illustration. Suppose you are looking at a chair sitting across the room. The question is, ‘will the chair hold you?’ You would probably say, yes. But, how will you know for sure? The only way is to get up and go over and sit in the chair. The same applies to saving faith. You can talk about it all day, but until you actual come to a point in your head and heart to accept Christ as your personal savior, nothing will happen, and you won’t know for sure, will you?
John 14:6 says, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through me.” He makes it quite clear and simple. Every other way will not cut it.
Next month we’ll see how to summarize and ask someone if they would like to receive Jesus as their personal savior.
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A Little Humor

I Like Myself

I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend.
I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or fornot making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60 &70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set. They too will get old.I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventuallyremember the important things. Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.
I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore. I've even earned the right to be wrong.I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day (if I feel like it).
MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!
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Daylight Savings begins March 14th

CULTS
Jehovah Witness

Jehovah Witness theology has many subtle (and not-so-subtle) nuances. Here are the basics of Watchtower doctrine: God is a single being, not a Trinity. He is not all-knowing or present everywhere.
First, God created Michael the Archangel, through whom God later created all "other things," such as the earth, the universe, and all mankind. This process took place over exactly 42,000 years. When it was time for the birth of a savior, Michael became a man, in the form of Jesus Christ.
He was without sin and kept every law of God. According to Jehovah's Witness theology. Jesus was put to death on a "torture stake." It is here that He bore the sins of all mankind (except for Adam). Later, Jesus rose from death in spirit, but did not rise in physical form. Jehovah's Witnesses who faithfully abide by God's organization on earth will be spared from eternal annihilation.
Followers are asked to maintain a modest appearance and demeanor, refusing to vote in government elections, salute the American flag, join the U.S. armed forces, or celebrate birthdays and Christmas.
Jehovah Witness and Christian theology actually have some basic similarities. Generally, they both teach that God is the Creator of everything, as opposed to naturalistic evolution, and they both share the belief that Jesus Christ will ultimately return to earth to destroy Satan and establish God's eternal kingdom. However, this is where the general similarities cease.
The Jehovah Witness teachings concerning Jesus Christ clearly contradict the teachings of the Bible. Multiple passages tell us that Jesus Christ, who existed as God, took the bodily form of a humble servant so that He could die on the cross in our place. He was not Michael the Archangel.
The NWT (New World Translation Of The Holy Scriptures), is not a legitimate translation, and merely reflects Jehovah Witness theology, especially its bias against the deity of Jesus Christ and the Christian doctrine of the Trinity. For example, John 1:1 in the NWT reads, "and the Word [Jesus] was a god." All other legitimate Bible translations say, "and the Word [Jesus] was God."
Through the Holy Spirit, all Christians are capable of interpreting and understanding the Holy Bible. As far as the Jehovah's Witness (WBTS – Watchtower Bible and Tract Society), claim that this is the only way to God and salvation, the Christian response is that all people who have accepted the free gift of Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior are saved. Salvation is "by grace through faith" in Jesus Christ alone. No amount of works or membership in any religious group is required for eternal life with God.
If a Jehovah's Witness leaves the organization, he is shunned in all ways. Outside the WBTS organization, "Christendom" is considered "demonic." Christianity is deemed "apostate," filled with pastors who are antichrists, in churches run by Satan, who support the earthly governments.

A Thought….
Many times we see those people who do things that are wrong or just plain stupid. They do these things and if they get away with them without hurting themselves or someone else, they figure it is alright. On these occasions they look both ways to see that no one saw them in their act. However, they forget to look one direction……up.
And, of course, Scripture tells us about this person in Proverbs 12:15: “The way of a fool is right in his own eyes, But a wise man is he who listens to counsel.”

Know when to speak #14

Last month we learned that there was no way that man could save himself. We saw that he can not earn his way, buy his way, deceive his way, do anything to merit heaven on his own. This leaves him/her with quite a problem. If he/she leaves the issue there, the end result will not be pretty.
This prompts him to look elsewhere for the answer. A good idea would be to see how God deals with our problem.
There are numerous places throughout the Bible that tells him that God loves him. For example, Jeremiah 31:3b; “The Lord appeared to him from afar, saying, I have loved you with an everlasting love.” Or, look at 1 John 4:8b; “…for God is love.”
God will forgive iniquities, transgressions and sin, however, there is a flip side to this. He also says in Exodus 34:7b; …”Yet He will by no means leave the guilty unpunished.”
Man continues to have a problem. God loves him, but He will not let sin go unpunished. Since he can not earn, deserve or merit his way to heaven God must take care of this for him. He solves his/her problem in the person of Jesus Christ.
Who is Jesus? Answers to this question are countless. Some of the popular ideas are; He was a teacher, He was a prophet, He was a good man, and He didn’t do very many wrong things. You could say most anything you like, but when it comes down to the actual fact of the matter, Jesus was the infinite God man. That is, He was wholly God, and He was wholly man. And, when we make a statement like this we’d better be able to back it up with scripture. Let’s look at John 1:1: “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” From there go to verse 14, which says: “And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, glory as of the only begotten from the Father, full of grace and truth.” And, since we are on a roll here, we might just add the verse from John 20:28, which says: “Thomas answered and said to Him, ‘My Lord and my God!” I think we’ve made our point. Now let’s examine what He did.
He died on the cross and rose from the dead to pay the penalty for our sins and to purchase a place in heaven for us. It’s much like a record book of sins. This book has every sin we have ever thought of or committed. When Jesus paid the price on the cross all of these sins were washed clean. Scripture points out our position before Christ in Isaiah 53:6: “All of us like sheep have gone astray, Each of us has turned to his own way.” When we receive Christ things change as stated in 2 Corinthians 5:17, which says: “Therefore if any man is in Christ, he is a new creature; the old things passed away; behold, new things have come.”
It’s at this point we are offered a gift. Next month we’ll see how this gift is received as we discuss what faith is and isn’t.
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When there is nothing left but God, that is whenyou find out that God is all you need.
God said NO!
I asked God to take away my habit. God said, No. It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up. I asked God to make my handicapped child whole. God said, No. His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary. I asked God to grant me patience. God said, No. Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is learned.
I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No. I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you. I asked God to spare me pain. God said, No. Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. I asked God to make my spirit grow. God said, No.
You must grow on your own, but I will prune you to make you
fruitful.
I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life. God said No. I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things. I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me. God said... Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.

CULTS
Church of Scientology

To start this off let’s look at the founder, L. Ron Hubbard, who said the following: “I’d like to start a religion. That’s where the money is.” Having this statement from Mr. Hubbard, we can easily see how this religion came about. As a matter of record, Judge Breckenridge, from the Los Angeles Superior Court said: “ [The court record is] replete with evidence [that Scientology] is nothing more in reality but a vast enterprise to extract the maximum amount of money from its adepts by pseudo scientific theories.”
Immediately we find that Mr. Hubbard did not believe in the Christian Christ. False Christian concepts were forced upon a Thetan (Scientologist person). The Christ legend was an implant formed a million years ago in pre-clears (Scientology rating).
Mr. Hubbard casts doubt upon Jesus as the Messiah. The Church of Scientology teaches that Jesus Christ may have believed in reincarnation. They site this on the part of religious historians showing the early education of Jesus of Nazareth as being a member of the cult Essenes, who believed in reincarnation.
Hubbard attributes Hindu teachings to Jesus. “Christ,” he wrote, “was a bringer of information. He never announced his sources. He spoke of them as coming from God. But they might just as well have come from the god talked about in the Hymn to the Dawn Child the Veda.” Hubbard looks down upon Jesus from his OT VIII position, claiming, “Neither Lord Buddha nor Jesus Christ were OT, (Scientology rating), according to the evidence. They were just a
shade above clear.”
Scientology’s view of reincarnation includes extraterrestrial life, evolution on other planets, evolution on earth, implant stations, forgetter implants, and engrams that keep people trapped in reincarnation. The OT III, section three, (Scientology paid for rating), material was entered into court cases, from which we find Hubbard’s journey of the Thetan. He claims this discovery was in December 1967: “The head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets 95,000,000 years ago) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-bomb on the principal volcanoes and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic ones to Las Palmas and there “packaged.” His name was Xenu”
As you can see, The Church of Scientology is designed with one goal in
mind … make money. They have a system of ratings that must be purchased as intensives. To get to the highest level of salvation it will cost more than $ 300,000.00. They have special training positions that people can work through if they don’t have the immediate funds available to purchase their salvation status.
If you desire more detailed information, plus Mr. Hubbard’s college transcripts and grades, there are books that give this information. Kingdom of the Cults, is a good reference material. This article only represents a small portion of the immense amount of material a person must purchase to attain a higher level in the Church of Scientology.

Know when to speak #13

Now you can reinforce the free gift and point out that this is something we can’t merit on our own. Turn to Ephesians 2:8-9. “For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Again you may stress the fact that heaven is not obtainable by anything we can do.
Somewhere in this discussion we usually hear the comment, “It doesn’t seem possible that there is only one way to get to heaven. What about all the other people in the world who believe they can get to heaven by some other means? Surely there are more ways to get there than just one….”

Let’s look at another analogy. We’ll say you are caught in a burning house with no way out. The firemen arrive and start to rescue you by cutting a circle through the fire and burning debris. They tell you to go through the circle they have cut, but all your life you have heard a rescue must take place by cutting a square. So, you hesitate and don’t go through the rescue circle, because you feel there is another way to reach safety, and, we know the result of that action. The same is true with the gospel. It is scriptural and extremely simple, but there are those who won’t avail themselves of the simple free way to heaven because they think there are other ways to reach eternity with God.

As we progress our way through the gospel, this would probably be a good time to discuss what the Bible has to say about ‘man’.
Right off the bat. Look at Romans 3:23. “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” We have all sinned. None of us escape this one. Now that we know that we all have sinned, I think a definition of the word ‘sin’ is in order. A list of sins or types of sins can be stretched from Mission Viejo to the ocean, but we may still be confused as to what the actual definition of the word means. Suppose we make it simple. A sin is anything we do that is displeasing to God. The arguments continue to come. Now, we get those who say they don’t sin very much. We’ll try a little math on that one. What would we consider ‘not sinning very much?’ How about 10 times a day? Now that’s in thought or deed. Ok, ok, we’ll say only 3 times a day. ….That’s very close to ‘walking on water.’ Time for a little math. 3 times 365 days a year, equals over 1000 sins. That figure times an average of 70 years equals over 70,000 sins. Where do you think this person would end up if they had this many criminal counts against them? So much for ‘I don’t sin very much.’
Do we need more? Illustrations are useful, but they are not scripture. Turn to Matthew 5:48. “Therefore you are
to be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.” It would seem the passing grade into heaven is 100%, not ‘I don’t sin very much, or any other excuse we can find.’ And, just for those who think, ‘if it feels good, it must be alright,’ here’s another point in scripture that blows that away. Turn with me to Proverbs 14:12. “There is a way which seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death.”

Need we say more? The idea here is that man cannot save himself. Next month we’ll take a look at God, and see how He handles our problem.
Just Stay
A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. 'Your son is here,' she said to the old man.
She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength.
Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital –the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other patients.
Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she did what she had to do, he waited.Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her.'Who was that man?' he asked. The nurse was startled,
'He was your father,' she answered. 'No, he wasn't,' the Marine replied. 'I never saw him before in my life.''Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?'
'I knew right away there had been a mistake, but I also knew he needed his son, and his son just wasn't here. When I realized that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son, knowing how much he needed me, I stayed.'The next time someone needs you ... just be there. Stay.
WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.
WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

A Little Humor
(Or is it?)

RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
10. Unforgiving heart

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next,
download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you
for your attention!
- GOD